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This is an archive of all of the scents we have ever offered in our Posh Brats branded products. Many folks like to collect scents so this will make it easier for you to locate scents. From time to time we will bring retired scents back into circulation for a limited time only.

Scents:

Du Barry's Boudoir
Madame du Barry was the last mistress of King Louis XV and reknowned for her beauty, grace, and cunning. Sadly she perished at the hands of the executioner but we pay tribute to her in this scent. Delicate sprays of tea roses adorn her silk and brocade draped boudoir, upon a intricately carved table sit dainties of vanilla creme & lemon custard. Lilting scents of her perfume, skin musk, and remnants of the cologne of a gentleman play delicately upon the florals.

Voodoo Aphrodisiac                                                                                                                                  Made from a real New Orleans voodoo aphrodisiac recipe....we won't tell you everything but this entrancing scent features real essential oils & elixres. SOME of the essences are nag champa, Egyptian musk, amber, ambergris (fragrance not real), Bourbon vanilla, & real Indian Sandalwood EO. The secret bits are just that....secret. This is even made at the right phase of the moon.....

Sanguine
Deep, dark, wicked blend of dragons blood, real myrrh resin, black cherry and blood red currant with a stab of clove. For all you vamp types out there, you know who you are!

BooBoo Baby Cakes
My 5 yr old son Tyler is responsible for this scent. The notes in it are picked by his little hands and turns out it's pretty amazing! Bourbon vanilla laced poundcake, iced with sugary Parma violet icing with the teeniest touch of baby powder. Give this one a try!

Lady Pamela
Lady Pamela is the ultimate in delicacy but with a heart of sweetness. Antique musk roses and French violets adorn & perfume her silken locks. She pours cups of steaming black tea heady with the sweetness of Devonshire cream & vanilla fondant fancies.

Rose & Violet Creme
Rich dark chocolate enveloping delicate rose and violet fondants. This is a heavenly experience!

Alice Perfume (Wonderland Collection)
"It was much pleasanter at home, when one wasn't always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered around by mice and rabbits." The scent: Fresh cut daisies, creamy vanilla, and white flowers touched with fresh pear.

Bee Bee Bumbles
Honey is her business...when she's not cross-dressing as a ladybug anyway. Cute aside...this is some heady gorgeous stuff! Errrr, HONEY (of course), crushed sugary honeycomb candy, oatmeal swirled with brown sugar, crushed Bourbon vanilla beans, a touch of malted milk and, of course......MORE honey!!!

Black Chocolate Voodoo
Dark chocolate fudge cake iced with Creole coffee icing with a whisper of Voodoo magick...laced with island rum, cannibis (scent NOT real!),smoked vanilla and a touch of patchouli.

Cheshire Cat (Wonderland Collection)
"We're all mad here." The scent: A crazy fun mad mixture of wild forest berries, fizzy grape soda pop, melon, citrus and pink sugar.

Cotillion (Retired)
In the very genteel olde South.....way down yonder in Dixie, young girls were presented to society in grand formal events called Cotillions. Traditionally this is when a young lady would 'come out' to society and be officially on the marriage market. I imagined this scent would involve a delicate mix of heady florals, the pristine white silks and organzas, a light sparkle of champagne & the teeniest slice of sugary iced almond cake.

Crystal Palace (Retired)
The Crystal Palace was a 'modern' wonder of the Victorian era and the pride of the British. I have created this scent imagining the myriad of scents one might encounter....from the freshness of the greenery & flowers to the whiff of perfume as many grand ladies swept past you in their silks & laces. Underneath it all is the headiness of exotic spices from the Raj & a fine gentleman's cologne.

De Sade
So so SOOO sexy, I *almost* deemed to keep this for myself. OMG..this will set your heart racing (and your partner's) This isn't for office wear..it's s.e.x in a bottle (kinky sex at that!) Three types of roses from three different continents, crushed silk sheets, sexy skin musk, a touch of smoke all spiked with black leather.....not too much, enough to keep it utterly femme but with platform red F*me heels!

Eat Me/Drink Me (Wonderland Collection)
" If you drink a bottle marked 'poison', it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later." The scent: Cherry tarts, custard, fresh pineapple, toffee, and hot buttered toast. (Sound familiar? That is exactly what it was described to taste of!) Thing is....even though this says eat me/drink me....please don't!

Faery Mead
Red berries, dark rich honey & honeycomb dripping with nectar, golden grains, ripe pomegranate....the most magickal and romantic mead ever!

Faery Wine
Don't go passing out under any oak, ash or thorn trees or you'll be carried off. Tangy dandelion wine, honeyed vanilla bean, sweet ripe pear,red rowan berries...utterly intoxicating.

Flaming Passion
We've all had one..... that all-consuming passion that makes no sense to anyone but to those involved. It's a delightfully wicked scent of the very rare Spanish passion flower, the finest French Champagne, tropical blossoms, rich ripe guava fruit & some vanilla whipped cream.

Flamingo Croquet (Wonderland Collection)
"The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo: she succeeded in getting its body tucked away, comfortably enough, under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, just as she had got its neck nicely straightened out, and was going to give the hedgehog a blow with its head, it WOULD twist itself round and look up in her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could not help bursting out laughing." The scent: All things gorgeous and pink- fuschia blooms, pink sugar, ripe strawberries, fresh air, rock candy & sticky pink taffy.

Gingaaah
Yeah, it's not just ginger....it's gingaaah. Red ginger blossoms, spicy ginger, Hawaiian ginger, and a touch of cassia. It's sweet, it's almost floral, it's spicy, yet it's indescribably ginger. Hot-cha-cha!

Knave of Hearts (Wonderland Collection)
"The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, All on a summer day: The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts, And took them quite away!" The scent: Fresh baked currant tarts, sticky dark treacle and buttery toffee.

Lady Pamela
Lady Pamela is the ultimate in delicacy but with a heart of sweetness. Antique musk roses and French violets adorn & perfume her silken locks. She pours cups of steaming black tea heady with the sweetness of Devonshire cream & vanilla fondant fancies.

Mad Tea Party (Wonderland Collection)
"No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow." The scent: A mad mix of teas sweetened with milk and sugar, fresh baked bread and sweet butter and ripe strawberry cream cakes.

Magic Mushroom (Wonderland Collection)
"Oh I'm not particular to size, only one doesn't like changing so often, you know." The scent: Meadow greens,hookah smoke, mind-altering opium resin, rich ripe pomegranate, and exotic Indian incense.

Mi' Lady Lily
Lily Langtry was a renowned British beauty of many talents & graces. Actress, society beauty, 'Talk of the Town' & mistress of Prince Bertie. This scent is in her honour~ A delicate bouquet of Victorian blossoms, antique lace, & crushed herbs with a whisper of the finest silk.

Pirate Lover
Mysterious & heady blend of briny ocean salt and fresh air, swashbuckler's aged leather, rum, exotic spices, Eastern incense, black orchids & Egyptian musk.


Rabbit Hole (Wonderland Collection)
"Well after this I should think nothing of falling down stairs." The scent: Dirt, dried wood, fresh flowers, orange marmalade and sweet milk.

Madagascar Vanilla Angel
Madagascar vanilla is the finest and rarest vanilla in the world......we use the real thing in our perfume! Combine that with the moistness of rich angel food cake and you have a scent that will get you nibbled! Don't say we didn't warn you! The scent: The beautiful and mouth-watering scent of real vanilla, golden angel food cake, and a sweetened touch of buttermilk sugar glaze.

Cake or Death
"We're gonna run out of cake at this rate!" Freshly baked almond cake, swirled with cinnamon toffee ribbons and pulverized vanilla beans filled with a luscious white chocolate cream frosting piled high and sprinkled with even more toasted almonds. Cake indeed!

Sugarin Time
Right before spring touches the icy air of New England, the sap rises in the sugar maples and it's time to tap the trees for their syrupy goodness.The scent: rich dark forest woods, a bonfire over which hangs a cauldron of sugary maple syrup bubbling away, touched with the scent of spiced mulled apple cider & red forest berries.

Duchess of Devonshire
Georgiana Cavendish, daughter of the first Earl Spencer and ancenstral grandmother of our late Diana, Princess of Wales. This illustrious figure was a great beauty and early campaigner of women's suffrage. Famously, when she was stepping out of her carriage one day, an Irish dustman exclaimed: "Love and bless you, my lady, let me light my pipe in your eyes!”, a compliment which she often recalled whenever others complimented her by retorting, "After the dustman's compliment, all others are insipid."
I have created this in honour of her from a old 18th century perfume recipe. This is made with 100% essential oils & attars featuring such beauties as neroli, ylang ylang, several different types of ancient roses as well as herbs & a touch of citrus.

Good Queen Bess
Elizabeth the I was the daughter of King Henry VIII and his scandalous second wife Queen Anne Boleyn. A woman of many talents and an intelligence beyond her time...she was truly one of the greatest monarchs our fair isle has ever known!I have been more than a bit obsessed by the Tudor period since I was a child and have conducted years of research and study on this period of history.
This formula is one that I found in some ancient texts of the time and was a widely used perfume of the ladies and gentlemen of the Royal Court as it was believed to be a potent love potion.
Luxuriate in this magickal blend of flowers, herbs & fruits of Tudor times! Due to pending patents I cannot divulge the ingredients to you but I can assure you, it will THRILL you.

Belle Epoque
The Belle Epoque was a period in European social history that began in France in the late 19th century and lasted until WWI. This was considered a 'Golden Age' for the civilized world as this was a time of peace among the major powers of Europe, as well as one of great financial stability, and amazing scientific discoveries which made luxuries more readily available. Art, architechture, music & fashion were all moving swiftly forward to modern times.
I have chosen scents that were popular for perfumes of the time and combined them for a luscious and rich scent that embodies the luxury of the era.
The scent: scandalous opium dens, white flowers of rose, orchid, and jasmine, deep dark Bourbon vanilla, orange blossoms, Mysore sandalwood & a touch of exotic fruits under sparkling crystal.

Poison Apple
We all know the tale of Snow White in which her jealous stepmother the Queen disguises herself as an old crone and offers Snow White a poison apple. Thus the inspiration for this haunting scent.
The scent: Red shiny apples with an ethereal glow from the poison hemlock juice it contains. Combine this with the smoke from a witches bonfire, magickal herbs, and a touch of Haunted Forest woods & grasses.

Dance of the Seven Veils
According to ten verses of Matthew 14, John was imprisoned for criticizing King Herod Antipas' marriage to Herodias, the former wife of Antipas' "brother" Herod Philip I. Herod offered his niece a reward of her choice for performing a dance on his birthday. Herodias persuaded her daughter to ask for John the Baptist's head on a platter. Against his better judgment, Antipas reluctantly acceded to her request....the rest is history.
The scent: Exotic resins & spices from the East, incense of the high priest, deep rich floral blooms, silks, sex musk & the teeniest touch of decadent rhum baba.

Vintage Lace
A very sexy feminine scent that reminds one of the filmy intricate lace that adorned the nighties & dressing gowns of the Hollywood startlets of yore. You can just imagine Jean Harlow gliding by you as a light waft of her perfume fills your nostrils.
The scent: Exotic tonka bean, golden Bourbon vanilla, amber resin, sandalwood & Madagascar jasmine blooms.

Chocolat Diablo
This is not Devil's Food....this is the stash of chocolate Beezelbub himself keeps all for himself!! Foody but yet so so much more.
The Scent: Dark rich Ecuadorian chocolate, deep red blood orange, Mysore sandalwood, sex musk pheremones, spicy chili pepper, dark earth and a touch of hellfire & brimstone!

Hecate
Hecate is the goddess of magic, witchcraft, the night, moon, ghosts and necromancy. She reminds us of the importance of change, helping us to release the past, especially those things that are hindering our growth, and to accept change and transitions. Although her name may mean "The Distant One", Hecate is always close at hand in times of need, helping us to release the old, familiar ways and find our way through new beginnings.
This scent will draw the goddess to you and is best used at the times of the waning moon when you wish to honour her or call upon her power.
The scent: 100% essential oils of myrrh resin, Greek cypress, American Indian patchouli, and 3 types of mint.

Full Moon Magick
The Moon is the most important heavenly body to witches. We draw on her power for lunar magic. We cast our spells in accord with her cycles. She inspires and illuminates us. From fourteen to seventeen-and-a-half days after the new moon. Prime time for rituals for prophecy, protection, divination.
Any working that needs extra power, such as help finding a new job or healing for serious conditions, can be done now. Also, love, knowledge, legal undertakings, money and dreams.
This scent is 100% essential oils and attars and will assist you in drawing power to yourself and your spells/desires.
The scent: Bitter Orange blossoms, custard apple blooms, night-blooming jasmine,Nepalese sandalwood.

Voodoo~ Come to me, Boy
This is an old Voodoo formula used for anointing oneself, candles, or home, designed to enable a single-minded woman (or gay man) to dominate and draw a male lover to you. This is usually used when the lover is someone the practitioner knows -- that is, they are not used to attract a new or unknown lover. Tried and tested for hundreds of years by New Orleans voudouns.
The scent: 100% essential oils, resins & attars of Bourbon vanilla bean, Indian sandalwood, 5 types of roses, Bayou wild mint, jessamine, cinnamon, custard apple & neroli.

New Orleans Collection: Du Monde Cafe aux Beignets
Café du Monde is a coffee shop on Decatur Street in the French Quarter in New Orleans, Louisiana. It is best known for its café au lait and its French-style beignets and has been open since 1862.
The scent: Freshly brewed and slow-dripped Creole coffee and golden fried beignet pastries sprinkled liberally with vanilla sugar. Absolute heaven

New Orleans Collection: Jean Lafitte~Gentleman Pirate
Jean Lafitte (ca. 1776 – ca. 1823) was a pirate and privateer in the Gulf of Mexico in the early 19th century. Quite the romantic figure, countless novels, poems, and films have been written about Lafitte. Many Americans assumed that Lord Byron's poem "The Corsair" was based on the life of Lafitte; the work sold over 10,000 copies on its first day of sale. Historically Lafitte was commonly known "as a fatal lothario with women, and a cold-blooded murderer of men who yet observed some forms of honor".
The scent: A romantic and haunting memory of a rogue pirate deep in the bayous of Louisiana~ exotic tropical greens, Spanish Moss, bayou bracken, Carolina sweetgrass, a myriad of flowers such as magnolia, cape jessamine, violet, and gardenia, spices and a splash of bay rum cologne.

New Orleans Collection: Jelly Roll Morton
Ferdinand "Jelly Roll" Morton (September 20, 1885 – July 10, 1941) was an American ragtime and early jazz pianist, bandleader and composer. He got his start playing in New Orleans brothels. The Scent: Opulent velvets, brocades and silks swirl around half naked Creole beauties. Their exotic perfumes blend with the scent of whiskey, opium smoke, sex pheremones, fresh cut flowers & crumpled sheets.

New Orleans Collection: Johnny Angel~ Swingin' Demon
The only 'living' honoree in our New Orleans Collection. Johnny Angel & The Swingin' Demons are a fantastic & hugely popular swing band in Nawlins. It's a difficult task but I think this scent embodies the sauve sexiness & charm of the man himself.
The scent: A blend of spices, French lavender, Egyptian amber; with notes of a blend of citrus, aged leather, Bay rum, orange flower, cinnamon and Spanish moss.

New Orleans Collection: Madame Arlington
Josie Arlington (1864 – 14 February 1914) was a brothel madam in the Storyville district of New Orleans, Louisiana. The establishment, formally named Chateau Lobrano d'Arlington but locally known as The Arlington, was famous for its opulence. As an expensive "$5.00 House" it offered about ten or twelve girls at any time, as well as a live sex 'circus' that could be viewed for an extra fee. Though it had a reputation for depravity, Josie claimed that no virgin was ever defiled or exploited by her business.
The scent: A heady sexy blend of florals, spices & Asian resins, Egyptian musk and the finest French champagne.

New Orleans Collection: Marie Laveau
Marie Laveau (September 10, 1801 – June 16, 1881) was a Louisiana Creole practitioner of Voodoo renowned in New Orleans. "In 1874 as many as twelve thousand spectators, both black and white, swarmed to the shores of Lake Pontchartrain to catch a glimpse of Marie Laveau performing her legendary rites on St. John's Eve (June 23-24)." Marie Laveau was buried in Saint Louis Cemetery #1 in New Orleans in the Glapion family crypt. The tomb continues to attract visitors who draw three "x"s (XXX) on its side, in the hopes that Laveau's spirit will grant them a wish.
The scent: Absolutely stunning and as hauntingly beautiful as the woman herself. I have taken an olde recipe for a voodoo love potion reported to have been one of Madame Laveau's herself and blended it with black pomegranate, 5 different roses, blood accord, sacred sage smoke.

New Orleans Collection: Mint Julep Afternoon
There is nothing more relaxing and more beautiful than a summer day.....a summer day in the balmy tropical New Orleans heat. This must be enjoyed on the long cool veranda of a stately home in the Garden District, sipping a icy cold Mint Julep.
The scent: a delicious cocktail of freshly bruised mint, ice, sugar syrup and bourbon whiskey. A slight breeze fills your nostrils with the scent of your julep, and the heat-warmed blooms of gardenia, jessamine, wisteria & tropical ferns.

New Orleans Collection: Pretty Baby
Named after the jazz song of the same name....the inspiration tells a story. The story of the young girls that were sold frequently 'sold' into service in New Orleans brothels by impoverished families. It's an evocation of a time and a place and a sad chapter of Americana. Some of these girls married well and escaped their positions...others died of drug overdoses & sexual maladies.... whatever their stories, we honour and remember these sweet tragic young women.
The scent: Pristine white southern magnolia blooms, ripe sweet peaches, crushed red berries, creamy gardenias, and a iced lemon custard.

New Orleans Collection: The Dueling Oaks
In early Creole days more duels were fought in New Orleans than any other American city. Creole honor was a thing of intricate delicacy, to be offended by a word or glance. The Duelling Oaks were a favorite setting for these affaires d'honneur, with pistol, saber, or colichemarde, a long sword with a broad forte and very slender foible, a favorite duelling weapon since the seventeenth century.
The scent: Hot Creole tempers, ancient oaks dripping with Spanish Moss, bay rum, crushed green grass, spilled blood of valiant youths, the white virginal flowers of a Creole beauty, and the scent of humid air off the Mississippi River.

Autumn/Samhain Collection:

White Chapel Spectre

Tragic Victorian 'soiled doves' struck down in their prime by the malevolent Jack the Ripper. The narrow alleyways and spooky mist filled streets of the White Chapel district in Olde London Towne still echo with the sounds of their sighs, whispers and final cries. The scent: crushed velvets, silks and laces, skin musk, bitter lime, floral posies and a slash of citrus.

 

Graveyard Pumpkin

Not your typical fall pumpkin pie scent...this is so so much more. Imagine that same sweet baked pumpkin but roasted over a oak fire so that it is infused with woody notes and smoke, roasted and ground vanilla beans, the tang of spiky green holly and red berries, damp earth, a dry husked corn dolly, all softened with yet more creamy vanilla and a touch of exotic amber.

 

Twilight Mist

Incredible and evocative of those romantic, mystical, autumn nights...full of dark secrets, witchcraft, and secret trysts. The scent: Earthy black fig, forest brambles, a touch of salt Cornish air, caramelized sugar, and witchy resins, herbs, and beeswax candles.

 

Evangeline

A famous Henry Wadsworth Longfellow poem about the Acadia Cajun beauty Evangeline Bellefontaine and her lover Gabriel Lajeunesse. Tragic but romantic figures who are separated by bitter circumstances, they spend their lives searching for one another always just missing being reunited. Evangeline becomes a nun ministering to the poor and ill this is where one days, many years later, she finds her beloved Gabriel.....broken and sick by an epidemic, her lover dies in her arms as she weeps for him and their lost love.

The scent: Sweet Southern blooms of magnolia, wysteria, Cape Jessamine, and gardenia underneath a blanket of church incense, a forgotten bridal bouquet, Bayou woods of oak, and cypress, crushed grasses and virginal white cotton and lace.

 

Herne of Windsor

If you be of Blood Royal you have no greater fear than to be cursed and stalked by the dark deeds of the equestrian ghost that haunts the Royal Woods of Windsor. He is spoken about in this quote from Shakespeare's play 'The Merry Wives of Windsor'. His ghost is still sighted to this day. He appears antlered, sometimes beneath the tree on which he was hanged, known as "Herne's Oak", but more often riding his horse, accompanied by other wild huntsmen and the captured souls of those he has encountered on his journey. He is thus a phantom of ill omen, particularly for the country and, specifically, the Royal Family. He has a phosphorescent glow and is accompanied by demon hounds, a horned owl and other creatures of the forest.

 

Sometime a keeper here in Windsor Forest,

Doth all the winter-time, at still midnight,

Walk round about an oak, with great ragg'd horns;

And there he blasts the tree, and takes the cattle,

And makes milch-kine yield blood, and shakes a chain

In a most hideous and dreadful manner

.You have heard of such a spirit, and well you know

The superstitious idle-headed eld

Receiv'd, and did deliver to our age,

This tale of Herne the Hunter for a truth.

 

~William Shakespeare

 

The scent: Dark mysteries in exotic witchcraft resins, Olde English dragon's blood, orange pomanders spiked with cloves, gingerbread, dark forest woods and midnight air.

Wicked Tavern Latte:

We live in the land of amazing taverns that date back to early British history. It's ingrained in the culture and daily life but it's the 'dark' ones we're talking about here. Seeing dark shadows out of the corner of your eye, cold spots on the way to the loo, and unearthly whispers just beyond your hearing range...you know you heard SOMETHING....but what??

The scent: antique Jamaican buttered rum, freshly ground & dripped coffee swirled with hot frothed milk with a sprinkle of cinnamon and nutmeg. Underneath that sticky swirls of black bonfire toffee & a buttery shortbread biscuit.

 

Vampyre's Kiss:

Back in the 80's there was this cheeseball horror flick called 'Waxworks' that my gf's and I used to watch.....not because we thought it was great but because there was a vampyre in it we lusted. Ohhhhhhh we used to sit there in shudders of horror and glee when he'd come on the screen. Sexy sexy vamps!

The scent: deep dark forest berries of bramble, black raspberry, wild strawberries & red and black currants are softened by 3 types of vanilla, merlot wine, and a stab of earthy and exotic amber.

 

Ye Olde Maple Sugar Bucket:

The early days of Posh Brats saw us working with many many American cottage industries. One produced our famously popular Salem Witchery scents....one of those scents and hands down the most popular was Maple Sugar Bucket. Sadly the company that produced those for us went out of business in the recession. I took it upon myself to recapture that scent and give it an even yummier twist.

The scent: dark amber coloured Vermont maple syrup, fresh creamy butter,even more maple sugar candy, New England molasses,crisp fall leaves, a touch of bonfire cauldron smoke & the antique seasoned cedar wood of buckets used to collect maple syrup for untold generations.

 

Black Velvet Shroud:

The blackest most sublime velvet covering an antique rosewood coffin...in which lay our sexy vampyre. We know he is only resting until the dark night falls and the air becomes heavy with mist and the sounds of night creatures......when that time comes we'll embrace our dark lover again.

The scent: dark dark dark black chocolate, heady sweet black currants, tangy blood red currants, Bourbon & Madagascar vanillas, smoked spices, loamy black earth & a touch of church incense.

 

Death By Sunrise:

You've accepted the eternal kiss of your vamp lover and been re-born into a new and brilliant night-time world but you must rest before the first rays of the sun touch the earth or you will be dead by sunrise.

The scent: blood orange, tangerine, syrupy sweet pineapple, golden gateau d'or, black cherries, billows of marshmallow creme, vanilla bean souffle, and rich ripe sexy mango.

 

Mourning Shadows:

A lone dark caped figure stands in the shadows of a smoking pyre on which his witch lover was put to her tragic death. Grief washes over him and his tears fall as sparkling diamonds onto his pale cheeks.

The scent: Black pomegranate,blood red pomegranate, white funereal blooms, heady violets, 2 types of exotic musks, Cornish honey and a touch of Bourbon vanilla.

 

Absinthe Cafe:

In the Victorian age absinthe cafes were everywhere the world over. We are visiting any one of the many cafes in Paris with the exotic and heady offering. We cannot promise this is not touched with it's own artistic madness.

The scent: absinthe, wormwood, sacred hyssop, mad English mint, bitter monastic herbs, the dark polished wood of a Parisian cafe table, and a touch of aged parchment.

 

Fawkes Bonfyre:

Guy Fawkes....."the only man who ever entered parliament with honest intentions...". All joking aside, every 5th of November we in Britain honour 'the Guy'. Huge bonfires spring up everywhere and there is much merry making and setting off of fireworks. I have tried to capture that time in this scent.I had a request for this from several of my lovely web clients. The general consensus requested something smokey, fall-like, and mysterious. Well I can think of nothing more likely to get you into the mood for fall than to capture the essence of Bonfire Night, harvest celebrations, and the on-set of crisp cool days.

The scent: mixed hard woods alight on a pyre, blended with the essence of scorched earth, crisp autumn leaves, freshly baked bread, ripe apples, pears, and pumpkins with a touch of Welsh dragon's blood, copal and chypre resins blessed with unholy incense smoke.

 Hobgoblin:

Hobgoblins are elvish little men often found within human dwellings, doing odd jobs around the house while the family is lost in sleep. Such chores are typically small deeds, like dusting and ironing. Oftentimes, the only compensation necessary in return for these was food. You must keep them happy for they are fond of pranks and tricks and their generosity can turn quickly to bad deeds of you cause offence. Feeding them foods they love should keep you in the good graces.

The scent: Rich custardy pumpkin pie in a spicy gingernap crust, buttery sweet ribbons of butterscotch, mounds of cinnamon sugar doughnuts, fresh baked bread and a dark sweet sticky toffee pecan pudding.

Sahara Rose

Attar of Roses is a steam distilled highly fragrant blend of Damascus Roses of Turkey, Russia and Pakistan, this is blended with Cabbage Roses from Morocco, France and Egypt. I have taken these essences and blended them with Eastern incense, dry desert air, and the essence of the cedars of Lebanon.....this is not just another rose scent...this is something incredibly precious, unique, and darkly sexy.

 

 Candied Violets

This is a surprising scent that is SO much more than just another violet scent. We've taken Devon violets, Corsican Violets, Alpine Violets and even those wonderful sugary Parma violets and blended them all with three different vanillas, creme brulee, and a teensy touch of white musk and opoponax from Somalia.

 

Candy Cane Kisses

Girly, sweet, bubbly and fun....a beautiful mixture of crushed candy canes, buttercream, and marshmallow meringue.

 

Candied Wild Orchid

Exotic wild orchids, blend with a touch of Polynesian pikake blossoms, Tahitian Monoa blossoms, vanilla sugar & a tiny dab of candied ginger.

 

Utopia

A beautiful, soft blend of fruits that borders on the tropical but it absolutely unlike any fruit blend I've experienced because it lacks that sour pungency they tend to have. This blend is perfectly layered with Devonshire cream cakes and a touch of white musk and a powdered floral note.

 

Royal Wedding *First release for Tudor Rose Bathery*

This very special scent has been curing for 6 months and remained nameless until the announcement of the coming nuptials of our Prince William and his lovely fiance Kate. This is a breathless stunning blend of white florals, a touch of wedding cake, white musk, notes of antique lace and a whisper of Indian resins & attars. Truly a scent fit for a Royal Wedding and the very first release of our Tudor Rose Bathery premiere line. Each bottle features a sprinkle of sapphire and diamond crystal chips suspended in the perfume oil. Very very special!

 

Cupcake Coma

A fun and mouth-watering scent that is just the girliest and sexiest scent ever! Piles of rich vanilla cupcakes filled with decadent custard and topped with a marshmallow, caramel, and malty milk tower of icing

Wonderland Dreams:

Do you ever wish you could escape real life and take a magical trip down a rabbit hole into Wonderland? This scent embodies the wonderland tale from that rabbit hole to the shrinking/growing episodes, an opiated caterpillar ,sarcastic striped cat, descent into madness with a wacky tea party and other adventures.

The scent: earthy rabbit holes, marmalade toast, piles of frosted tea cakes, a steaming cup of milky tea, stolen tarts, secret whispering woodlands and lots of sparkly things!

 

Honey Vanilla Shortbread:

I was making a 'high tea' scent and halfway there this scent emerged and I fell in love. Deeply aromatic Scottish wildflower honey swirled with a delicate vanilla bean infused cream and impossibly rich buttery shortbread...the combination of these notes is absolute heaven! I *personally* LOVE this!

 

Amber Romance:

This is softly sensual and sexy without being overpowering. Just when you think it might be a bit too soft and delicate a striking single note of black cherry peeks through the beautiful blend of amber, black vanilla, and sandalwood. This is NOT one of the many 'dupes' out there...this is hand-blended and utterly unique.

 

Blushing Orchids:

This is so light and feminine! I love the heady scent of orchids but by themselves sometimes they can be a bit heavy for everyday wear. This is one of those scents you will reach for again and again because it will enchant you. Beautiful sexy notes of tropical orchids blended with Madagascar jasmine, and English tea roses with a delicate note of powder and antique lace.

 

Belladonna:

One of the most magical and dangerous plants used by witches...it's place in history is firmly rooted. Italian ladies of the court often used the juice of the Belladonna plant to dilate their pupils as this was considered an attractive feature as it mimicked the signs of arousal in women. This is also one of the main elements in witch's 'flying potion' that was used to anoint their brooms. At any rate what we have done here is to capture (safely) the intoxicating heady scent of the belladonna flower. Use this to create your own brand of magick! *wink* For those of you that enjoy 'darker' more exotic scents..this is for you. This is not just another floral....it's deep, dark, mysterious and a wee bit dangerous in a GOOD way!

 

Powder Room:

I love the scent of powder rooms in ancient,elegant old theatres! There's that amazing old world luxury about them with the velvet fainting couches, dark polished wood, ornate gilt framed mirrors. I always envision some character straight out of an Edith Wharton novel dripping with diamonds, enrobed in billows of lace, ropes of pearls and sumptuous brocade corset under her heavy velvet gown. I imagined a blend of her delicate perfume, rice facial powder, ashes of antique roses all enmeshed with the old world elegance of the theatre and it's own unique scent. If you prefer your scents to be a whisper of fragrance or you're just in the mood for something ultimately feminine...this is the one.

 

Midnight Thunderstorm:

Growing up on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico there is a scent that sticks in my brain that can instantly transplant me right back to my youth..... that of the late night thunderstorms rolling in off the water. That spike of ozone from the fearful lightening crashes, blasts of humid night air that carry the scent of crushed ferns and kudzu,and rain bruised blossoms with a touch of damp wood.

 

Sweet Dreams:

Soothing, aromatic and comforting....if you need to have a day that is relaxed, peaceful and without niggling little stresses...start off with this...or if you've had one of those days that is better left off the books...end your day with this scent and let it lull you off to peaceful dreamland. The scent: English lavender blossoms, night-blooming florals, Japanese magnolia, baby powder and a touch of vanilla.

 

Purple Flower Passion:

I asked my 6 yr old son Tyler what scent I should mix...he thought for a moment and said...Purple. Right...okay...purple. It makes sense, it's his favorite color and as a color it evokes thoughts of royalty and nobility. Well...I didn't want to go in that direction so it struck me...why not do a blend of purple flowers? As a rule purple flowers always smell amazing so I ran with it. The scent: Lavender,orchid, heliotrope,Alpine alyssum,pansy, lilac and violet. This is not for the feint of heart, it's a bold, bright and lively scent....but if you love purple...it truly does smell purple!

Wildberry Kiss

If you enjoyed Vampyre's Kiss then you will LOVE this....it's been kicked up several notches incorporating several types of wild berries, crushed vanilla beans, ribbons of sweetened whipped cream and a touch of redwoods for mystery.

 

Pearls & Antique Lace

The absolute essence of the Jan Austen heroine swathed in silks edged with rows of antique lace, crisp cotton, and roped in pearls. The ultimate in romantic scents features notes of white florals, clean crisp cotton, magnolias in bloom, white musk, vanilla absolute and a touch of sugar cookie.

 

Cajun Cream

All things sweet, creamy, full of vanilla infused custard, ribbons of butterscotch, crushed butter cookies, layers of creme brulee all topped with white chocolate shavings.

 

Blood Rose & Pomegranate

Exotic, tempestuous, darkly romantic and somewhat dangerous. 3 types of red roses, neroli, dark sanguine red wine, black pomegranate, blood red pomegranate and amber all swirled with the deepest visceral dragons blood.

 

Snake Charmer

Destined to become the next HUGE seller for Posh Brats. This heady mix will leave you craving more and it's the scent that becomes entirely different on every wearer as it blends with your own essence. Dark Asian resins and woods are blended with Tibetan temple incense smoke, Baltic amber,Indonesian patchouli, Maluku Island clove, sweet cicely, Hojari olibanum finished with notes of burnt caramel.

 

Bee Charmer

We've taken the exact blend for Snake Charmer with it's Tibetan temple incense smoke, Baltic amber,Indonesian patchouli, Maluku Island clove, sweet cicely, Hojari olibanum  and finsihed it with beautiful notes of 3 types of wild honey.

 

Honeyed Black Mission Fig

The black mission fig is one of prizes of the New World. It was developed in the 18th century by Franciscan monks who settled in San Diego, California. The skin is so dark it is nearly black and the flesh a beautiful bright strawberry color. We've taken this beautiful sweet, earthy fig and folded it in with ribbons of fireweed honey, black pomegranate & a touch of Medjool date.

 

Cupid & Psyche

Psyche was originally the youngest daughter of the king and queen of Sicily, and the most beautiful person on the island. Suitors flocked to ask for her hand. She eventually boasted that she was more beautiful than Aphrodite herself, and Aphrodite sent Cupid to transfix her with an arrow of desire, to make her fall in love with the nearest person or thing available. But even Cupid fell in love with her, and took her to a secret place, eventually marrying her and having her made a goddess by Zeus.

The scent: Love awakening blend of Bourbon vanilla, Mexican Vanilla, French vanilla, wildberries, English lavender, sandalwood, forest greens, dark chocolate and a touch of patchouli.

 

Lavender Moon~ *Peace & Serenity Blend*

This is not your Granny's tired old lavender scent...this is something that would make the Goddess smile and it has been 'witchified' to promote a sense of peace and serenity. English and French lavender, a smattering of Japanese magnolia blossoms, all blended with notes of vanilla infused sandalwood.

 

Raven Moon~ * Hex-Breaking, Protection & Luck*

This is such a heady and delicious blend specifically geared with a magickal purpose but it smells so amazingly good you will be hard-pressed not to just dump the contents over your head and roll around orgasmically. The scent: Manuka honey, skin musk, Egyptian musk, Mexican vanilla bean, Turkish apricot, exotic island spices, fen violet,santalum, olibanum, maple syrup, white peach, amber & crushed loganberry.

 

Bruised Violet Posy

For your violet lovers, this takes the scent to levels unknown...3 types of violets are meshed with redwoods, smoke, black and red currants, red wine, and earth. The result is dark, mysterious, alluring and sexy.

 

Southern Belle

This scent was designed with all of the lovely ladies south of the Mason Dixon Line in mind. Always mysterious, ladylike, gracious, beautiful and all things that are good about womanhood but never ever a pushover! I salute all my beautiful Southern sisters back home.... ya'll a'ight?

The scent: Rich ripe Georgia peaches, swirled with Alabama sweet wild strawberries, folded into Tennessee wildflower honey atop Louisiana Creme Brulee and scattered with heady creamy white Mississippi magnolia blossoms.

 

Hollywood Babylon

Always alluring, definitely naughty,temptations galore, dark intentions, bright dreams and broken promises all for that elusive path to the stars!

The scent: Champagne, ripe red strawberries, sexy white musk, cherries, billows of whipped cream, and a touch of aquatic florals.

 

Linzer Torte

The amazingly rich and decadent dessert that hails from Austria is the inspiration for this scent! Warning: You WILL want to eat it! (but please don't)

The scent: Rich butter pastry layered with thick raspberry and red currant jam and even more pastry topped with slivered almonds and served with a vanilla bean infused sweetened whipped cream.

Vanilla Frenzy:

Like vanilla on crack! So creamy, decadent, and downright sexysexysexy!

 

Stonehenge:

As it should be....dark, mysterious & magickal. Smoking pyres, wet ancient stones, crushed grass & herbs,sodden earth, the smell of lightening and rain and a handful of sacred incense resin. Unisex

 

Velvet Elvis:

A very very sexy but slightly sleazy mix of dirty vanilla, burnt caramel and amber. Unisex

 

Patisserie

Everything in a Paris bakery that is full of sugar, syrup, creme, custard, and sweet berries.

 

Exploding Pixies:

Why do people think faeries are so cute and sweet? They truly aren't...they are right troublesome and fierce. If you took those sweet sugary fae-folk and replaced them with what they really are....sweet but toxic, sugar-coated mischief and nastiness, blended with fizzy soda pop, sour cherries, hard candy & a touch of gunpowder to blow them up....Exploding Pixies!

 

Black Diamonds:

Black vanilla, black musk, black roses, night-blooming jasmine and black orchid. Very dark and sexy!

 

Nekkid Slumber:

Do you know the difference between naked and nekkid? Naked is when you don't have any clothes on, nekkid is when you don't have any clothes on and you're up to something! hehe Utterly sexy delicious scent which takes 3 types of vanilla, Lebanon cedar, Egyptian musk, and chypre. All softened with notes of melon, strawberry & pink sugar.

 

Clockwork Tangerine:

A bright cheerful and fun scent of blood oranges, tangerine, satsuma & pink grapefruit , blended with lemon meringue pie with loads of marshmallow meringue, ripe mango & vanilla ice cream.

 

Wicked Witch:

A deep dark and mysterious blend full of decadent evil black sugar, black vanilla, chypre, toadstools, copal resin, and a bouquet of beautiful but poisonous blooms.

 

Dark Night:

Are you a fan of dark resiny scents that scream for loads of black lipstick and the wearing of a corset? This is one of those! Sickly sweet but deadly opium smoke, olibanum and opoponax, Madagascar Jasmine, champa, California cedar wood, Carolina sweet grass and Native American smudge sticks.

 

White Moon:

In honor of the Mongolian festival of the White Moon (Tsagaan Sar), a Chinese New Year celebration and time to honor the ancestors and burn candles to represent enlightenment.

A beautiful and haunting mix of Himalayan Lilac,Persian Rose, powdery violets and silken robes.

 

Nancy Boy:

There was a vogue in the East End of London in the 1930s for male street-dancers in women’s clothing who were known as nancy boys. It's a little-used term for effeminate men that has taken on a cult-like status within the San Francisco gay scene. This scent is to celebrate these wonderful men! Unisex scent

19th century bay rum cologne, osmanthus,gardenia,salvia, Key Lime, vanilla sugar and a touch of bourbon.

 

Mr. Crowley:

English occultist, mystic and ceremonial magician.....Aleister Crowley was known as 'the most evil man in the world'. He coined the phrase 'Do what thou wilt'. Call him madman or genius...maybe both...I personally adore him!

Zingiber, Egyptian Musk,Red Cedar, dark florals, Scottish honey, a twist of lemon rind and a healthy dose of a leather whip! Masculine and sexy scent...and yes, downright evil and useful in dark magick. *smirk*

 

Sin Like You Mean It!

If you're going to sin...don't just do a little one...go whole hog and do it right! Sin like you bloody well mean it, honey!

Luscious ripe peach nectar, ripe strawberries, African musk, Indonesian Amber and black vanilla.

 

Butterfly Nectar:

All I could think of when I was mixing this was how orgasmic a butterfly would be over this scent! Warm vanilla sugar, dark vanilla bean, tangy sweet apricots, Ginger flowers, and Plumeria Blossom.

 

Aphrodite's Pink Nightie:

The Greek goddess of beauty, love and sexuality. I personally think she wears a pink frilly baby doll nightie with ruffled panties.

Ripe red berries of strawberry, bramble, raspberry, red currants and mulberry blended with chunks of ripe red watermelon, billows of whipped cream, piles of gooey marshmallow and pink sugar and massive scoop of melty vanilla ice cream.

 

Espresso Yourself:

Deep rich, dark and strong espresso coffee swirled with mocha buttercream, a drizzle of caramel syrup and a sprinkle of cinnamon. So yummy and so perfect!

 

Kyoto Pearl:

A beautiful and delicate blend on honor of the famous Japanese geisha known for their beauty and grace.

Rice Milk,Cherry Blossoms, Japanese Magnolia blossoms, Aloe, white tea, and frangipani blended with notes of an antique silk kimono.

 

Chick Flick Cherry:

Some nights call for chick flicks of the worst/best kind. These chick flicks must be accompanied by boxes of chocolates, ice cream sodas, and bags of crisps....it's or law or something!

Maraschino cherries, Bing Cherries, Sour Cherries, Sweet syrupy cherry soda, red wine spritzers, strawberry ice cream and a large dollop of marshmallow creme.

 

Catherine the Grape:

It's just a play on words, folks. I'm sure she really was a great queen and all that but it screamed to be toyed with!

Fizzy grape soda, purple berries, Concord grape juice, sweet currant sorbet, pomegranate, and vanilla custard.

Thanksgiving Blessings
"Thanksgiving is the holiday of peace, the celebration of work and the simple life... a true folk-festival that speaks the poetry of the turn of the seasons, the beauty of seedtime and harvest, the ripe product of the year - and the deep, deep connection of all these things with God." Lovely sentiment isn't it? Here's another I find equally true: "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."
The scent: Spiced pumpkin custard pie, caramel apple crumble, piles of cinnamon buns slathered with gooey cream cheese icing, maple sugar doughnuts, fresh baked bread and buttery shortbread....and that was only PART of the table!

Candy Corn Cupcakes
Candy Corn is a distinctly American sweet that has taken the world by storm! It's the one thing I can't live without come fall....truly....I'd rather miss out on darn near everything but I MUST have this honeyed vanilla confection!
The Scent: I've blended that candy corn scent with a sugary sweet vanilla cupcake piled high with buttercream frosting. Yum....oh and YUM...you may not get any of this...I may just slather myself with it very selfishly!

Chocolate Dipped Pretzels
Quite by accident I blended the most perfect salty pretzel scent which immediately set my mouth to watering.....I mean I'm talking those wonderful sourdough pretzels smothered in butter and sea salt.....I made them even better by dipping them in dark chocolate and then white chocolate.....It may sound a bit odd to slather yourself with this but trust me.....it is AMAZING!

Eggnog Cheesecake
This pairs two of my favorite treats......alcoholic and rich eggnog spiked with nutmeg and tangy sweet and rich New York cheesecake over a crumbly buttery cookie base. This actually made my mouth water so badly my jaw was aching. You can 'taste' the scent! Not literally....just when it's in the air....it's a tasty smell!

Midnight Mass (perfume only)
In Christian tradition, the Holy Eucharist is celebrated on Christmas Eve/Christmas Morning with a lovely mass held on or around Midnight. Festive carols are sung heralding the remembrance of the birth of their Christ child. The scent of beeswax candles and Holy incense & resins fill the church.....this captures that festive occasion.
The scent: Traditional Benedictine blend of frankincense and a secret blend of natural oils - with elements of citrus aromas, fragrant woods and savoury spices all burned over charcoal in a golden thurible, dripping smokey beeswax candles, blessed dark red altar wine & a touch of Eucharistic bread.

Sugar Snow Vixen
Girlish and fun sparkly scent comprising of pink sugar, champagne, ripe fruits, sugary sweet bubblegum, chunks of angel food cake smothered in vanilla mousse and sprinkled with a touch of crushed candy canes.

Kris Kringle's Cottage
Another name for that rotund jolly old elf that fills your stocking with goodies and spreads good cheer across the world...he has invited you to his wee cottage tucked away in a lovely winter forest.
The scent: Luscious plum pudding smothered in brandied custard, vanilla mint candy canes, a steaming mug of mulled wine, orange and clove pomanders, fresh pine and holly boughs, the scent of a roaring fire of oak and cedar sprinkled with a touch of sage.

Figgy Pudding
That gorgeous traditional olde English favorite! This dates back to the early 16th century and had remained a steadfast part of British culture and tradition.
The scent: Dark rich steamed pudding, spiked with cloves, cinnamon, ginger and nutmeg. Filled with earthy sweet figs and lashes of treacle toffee sauce over which is poured brandy which is all set aflame. The brandy burns off and leaves you with the most amazing of delicacies!

Santa's Latte
Forget the milk and cookies....Santa prefers to revive himself with a nice tall frothy latte and a plate of pastries!
The scent: Full bodied freshly roasted coffee, swirled with steaming frothy milk, a generous spoonful of brown sugar, a healthy shot of hot buttered rum, and a drizzle of toffee sauce. Take one plate and fill it with scrummy hunks of gingerbread smothered in custard cream, a slice of buttery pecan pie, and a few sugar cookies for good measure!

Plymouth Colony Christmas (perfume only)
It is a little known fact that the holiday we know as Christmas/Yule was banned in early New England until 1680 due to it's Pagan beginnings and associations with the monarchy. There were many instances of colonists attempting to rise up against authority and celebrate the holiday......I imagined a scent that would capture an early Christmas in Massachusetts' Plymouth Colony.
The scent: Briny ocean air blends with the scents of the primeval cedar, pine, and hard wood forests of olde New England. The spicy scent of wild bayberries blend with the lovely baking scents of Goodwife Hubbard's apple cake, tangy cranberry muffins, cinnamon sugar doughnuts, and pumpkin custard. Her fireplace mantle is filled with boughs of cedar, tangles of pip berries on the vine and cinnamon scented pine cones.

Let It Snow, Baby!
" Oh the weather outside is frightful,

But the fire is so delightful,

And since we've no place to go

,Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
The scent: Buttered vanilla and mint blended with the fresh scent of sugared snow and a touch of spiky green holly boughs.

Holly King perfume only
The Holly King is represented by holly and other evergreens, and personifies the dark half of the Wiccan Wheel of the Year.He is also seen by some Neopagans as an early inspiration for the Santa Claus legend.
The scent: Dark glossy boughs of holly and red berries and sacred Druidic herbs are woven with willow twigs, acorns, pine cones, and spicy clove studded fruits. Complex but utterly enchanting and for we Pagans out there....absolutely sacred.

Christmas Cake Macchiato
Dark steaming espresso swirled with heavy cream and topped with a ribbon of caramel; teamed with a giant slice of spicy, dark, alcoholic Christmas cake topped with sugary marzipan icing and candied stem ginger.